Could Carl Spackler really win the Masters?

Question

Can the Cinderella kid really do the impossible??? From Greenskeeper to Champion...

Answer 1

Hahahahahahahaha

I'd say yes.

Answer 2

NO

Answer 3

If a guy named Bubba can win on the Tour, a greenskeeper with a bag of squirrel shaped plastic explosives can win the Masters. Of course, he would have to win on the tour to qualify for the Masters, I wonder if Smith and Wesson would give him a sponsors exemption.

Answer 4

if the guy is good enough to get invited to the Masters.. then he has the capability of winning.. if he did not have the talent.. I assure you he couldn't get past the gate.. now to answer your question.. the answer is yes it is possible.. but probable? I think not.

Answer 5

if everyone else drop out

Answer 6

"Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you, you wore green so you could hide. I dont blame you, you're a tramp! Ooh! That was a good one...you're a little monkey woman, do you that"

"I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

"I'm gonna be the head greenskeeper, hopefully within the next six years, that's my schedule."

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

"Cannonball, cannonball coming."