Could God create a rock so big that he could crush you with it before you can ask if he can lift it?

Question

Wow, thanks for the complete lack of sense of humor. You guys really need to lighten up a bit.

Answer 1

Could there be any less originality on this site?  You guys are all starting to ask basically the same questions, so much for enlightenment.

Answer 2

Dunno but it's worth trying to smoke that rock :)

Answer 3

I think you are thinking of Chuck Norris!

Answer 4

u better believe it or He may crush u.

Answer 5

This is too deep of a question for me to consider before 9 a.m.

Answer 6

woohooo......*drink*.........haven't heard that in awhile....... :-}

Answer 7

of course he can he can do anything in less than a second hes god he could destroy you right now iiiiiidiot  

Answer 8

wow this is epic...CORNY!

you use to be funny lime kitty

Answer 9

i don't think so

Answer 10

he create you so he can create anything and he would not crush you that job belongs to you or someone else. you have a say in how you live your life,

Answer 11

indeed

Answer 12

God dropped his rocks... oh wait wrong question

((LK))

Answer 13

LMAO

Answer 14

Coulda, woulda, SHOULDA!!!!

Answer 15

God can do anything except sin.

Answer 16

.......you amaze me

Answer 17

Sure. Why not?  

Supposedly, "with God, all things are possible" - or something like that. Your question presupposes his existence. Hence, "all things" should be possible.

Answer 18

he can do anything he want to  

Answer 19

It would take an impossibly big rock. I'm massive.

Answer 20

I 'spose He could...

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Answer 21

yes he could but why would he want to crush someone

Answer 22

The question has arisen and asked numerous times. The ball remains in Gods court, to crush, rescue or destroy. The rock does not care either way, being a lifeless force albeit a forceful presence.

Answer 23

Most Fundies live under rocks already anyhow.