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Could God himself roll a blunt so huge that even he himself could not smoke it all without passing out?

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also which strand would he prefer?

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"But i imagine if god did get high he would fool around by creating new and messed up animals.

Like the flying pig... or Big foot!.."

or THE PLATYPUS!? that is proof right there that god rocks chronic.

and he'd smoke pineapple express.
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God doesn't smoke to be high. He's the highest. He's the Lord!
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Are you high right now?

That's the most daft question i've ever been asked!
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Why would you even ask something like that?
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lol, god couldn't, but chuck norris could
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I don't know but he better pass that thing my way.
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That is the irresistible force and the immovable object!
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A philosopher from Cheech and Chong movies

God would probably have some great home grown stuff :)

As God as my witness,

I thought turkeys could fly

Mr Carlson WKRP in Cincinnati
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God made the stuff so He could do whatever He wants. In Him , all things are made possible but I don't think He would do this. Funny though! Strand???
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Not Kool!
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hehe, I'm afraid he doesn't need to 'escape' from the mundane

Schizm5 - Gold medal for funniest answer I've read in R&S!!
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I think God has too much to do to roll a blunt. He'd Bogart from St. Peter.
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Step away from the blunt please.

For all of our sake. Please.
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that is so rude!!
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I think he did that a LONG time ago.
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No. God is perfect.

Therefore he would roll a joint that roached as he passes out.

Go Cali Red.
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Yeah he must have been stoned when creating the teenage male...then he thought it was sooo funny!
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that is not funny, and GOD can hear you. grow up.judy
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yup but he'd probably lace it with something otherwise nope

oh he is definitely on og kush kind of guy
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wow . seriously who cares ?

what a stupid question!
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"Everyone has their limits"
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The only way someone can over dose on weed is by smoking thier body weight of it. That is a hella lot of weed, and considering god is not a man he therefore has no body!!

But i imagine if god did get high he would fool around by creating new and messed up animals.

Like the flying pig... or Big foot!..
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you must be under influence of something nice.
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funniest thing ive heard in a while...haha
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Our father does not need to roll a blunt. Why would he want to smoke something that would make him pass out? Hes got better things to do with his time.
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He did, he rolled and smoked you and didn't even pass out.
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He's let you live this long without the aid of a brain, so I guess anything is possible.
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hah nice question ummm hes god so no
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Right after he made a 4 sided triangle

But the bong down.
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God cannot pass out from a blunt no matter how large he rolled one.

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h**l im not a bad person BUT who doesnt wanna hit the worlds first holy blunt?! and better yet WITH GOD?!?!
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