Could I get cited for contempt of court for saying "I wish to pee in your general direction."?

Question

Could a judge do that to me, as a prospective juror?

Answer 1

Try it and find out!

Answer 2

yup....and expect the judge to..but it will get you out of jury duty...though not quite out of the legal system.....

Answer 3

Oh heck yeah.

Remember that Judges DEMAND to be referred to as: "your HONOR", regardless of whether they have any.

Answer 4

Yes, most judges can find contempt for anything, even a dirty look, so I would guess they'd not like that...