Could Obama and McCain rap out the debates?

Question

How do you think it'd go?

Lay it down McCainy,

You're just more of the same-y,

My Iraq plan is flawless,

And you're just jawless,

Gonna put you in a retirement home, fool,

While I send Americans to a better school,

You got you some rickety old bones,

And you can't even count your homes

Answer 1

You obamabots need new talking points, for your ageism and sexism is getting redundant.

Answer 2

Dude that would just be hilarious, add Hillary and we got us a showdown.

Twiztidforlife

Answer 3

A rap from McCain is impossible.

Elder white guy and all.

A rap from obama would sound like

my name is obama

i'm gonna give you trauma

i've already fooled ya

so don't ya come unglued-a

this I have to tell ya

i'm gonna bring ya change-a

gonna tighten up the reigns-a

on the freedoms ya had before ya

ain't gonna be no more-a

we now be socialist

you gonna have a lot less

my stance on the war-a

is to give more-a

we start with the unborn-a

then we go to ^%#^#$#$

all in the name of jihad-a

so get ready to bend-a

further over than you have ta

cause i'm gonna send a nuke-a

up you *%&%^

He has another rap to the ready just in case this one doesn't get you attention!

Answer 4

...so i'm guessing your for obama?  well, that would be kinda funny if they did!  

Answer 5

They can't, because none of them can rap.  

Answer 6

Yes, certainly. Kool.