Could i buy you a beer? or?

Question

Neonman busy

bending round glass,

swirls a familar pattern

fills with argon gas.

its for Euwaite Bar den,

it's going to say Open.

big bright and green

sorry no seventeen.

so Neonman is busy

bending more glass ,

swirls another pattern

and pumps in some neon.

ya they'll hate this one,

its the evil red Closed.

yep, these signs attract

humans like crazy bugs,

Neonman makes it happen,

bends Open, we chug.

Dang, Neonman is busy

bending more glass,

swirls a new pattern

fills with gas.

this one huge

with more transformer power

TD just bought

the 24 hour!

Answer 1

You sure can, it's FRIDAY!

Awesome poem, but I'd like to know how TD is going to have time to run a 24 hour bar....

Cheers!

Answer 2

The farmer rang the bell

(no not in the dell!)

There was no one home

no one to be found

has neon cast its spell?

So off he went... trailing

the light of neon glowing

to find the poor lost souls

before they turned... to ghouls

The nighttime, never brighter

neon glowing, lighting all

illuminating the portal....

dare he enter? or should he haul?

Well, being brave he rang the bell

(once again not in the dell)

and the door opened...opened slow

his face ashen now, he tried to yell

as to the rest....we'll never tell!

You know you were going to get an answer back you sod churning word turning farmer man!  lol  It is funny!

Answer 3

Gosh!!

Answer 4

Farmer,

Well done Farmer my soil-stained friend

You Bavarian beered drunken young sot,

To your prose we have to chug again

For I liketh this one a lot!  Grade A+