Could i possibly have the 3 year old from h**l? lol

Question

i have a 3 year old, hes an absolute nightmare, hes constantly breaking things, (hes a bit like chucky from the films) he freaks me out, i was driving the other day, and a really old song came on the radio, and he started singing along , he knew all the words, and i kinda had a damien from omen moment (i could here the music) and i thought how the h**l does he know this song?he sometimes says things that i am thinking, hes telepathic i think, im begining to wonder if the same thing happened to me that happened to mary (mother of jesus) did i perhaps have an immaculate conception? but instead of being knocked up my god, i got knocked up by the devil lol if this is the case then there aint nothing IMMACULATE about this conception. help i need advice please!!!

Answer 1

Ok creepy, take your kid to a child psychologist.

Or.....

Don't freak out.

1. The old song, if you work and take him to grandma and grandpa to baby sit than there is your answer to the song.

2. I have a baby bro he constantly breaks things and walks around the house laughing randomly, and i mean random, like it can be quite and he just burst out laughing.

Answer 2

My stepson was the same (a few years ago now), but he will calm down.

Answer 3

he probably heard the song off tv or something. but to make sure you should look up at the sky and see if there is a giant big star appeared.

no not that one that's the moon...

Answer 4

idiot

Answer 5

WHAT EVER GET A LIFE YOUR SONS CRAZY CAUSE YOU DIDNT FALL TO FAR FROM THE NUT TREE

Answer 6

no not your son but you are hohoho

Answer 7

Hmmm ......... Crazy......... Mybe ur baby was switched at the hospital or summink!!

Answer 8

Don`t worry too much, all three-year old  children appear to come from h**l ! It only lasts for a little while.

Answer 9

i agree with focus he will grow up 2 be a lovely kid cause u will make sure he does because after all u r a good mother  

Answer 10

omg  ur  baby  has  superpowers!

thats soooooo  kool

Answer 11

Ah.  He will grow up to be such a nice kid.

Answer 12

is that profile picture photoshopped?

Answer 13

all i can say is u have not brought him up very well

Answer 14

i thought u were serious until i seen the photo. people come here looking for real answers.....