Could my gin only diet be responsible for me feeling a little under par

Question

Week three of my gin only diet and I seem to be feeling less than 100% could this have anything to do with my new diet, I have increased my cigar smoking to help with my vitamin intake but with no effect. Should I go back onto solids as my teeth now have the density of a bread stick.

Answer 1

I think this is a sick idea for a joke. there are people who actually do have a problem with alcohol and you are mocking their condition. Shame on you.  

Answer 2

Really irresponsible - you should also be having lemon or lime slices to boost vitamen C....

Answer 3

maybe but we both know we love the diet

Answer 4

You may want to check the Gin old boy, knowing how the servants crave alcohol it would not surprise me if the blaggards have been watering it down. As for the cigars, well, maybe the humador needs a look at...

Never give up old chap, things get worse before they get better.

Ta ta for now...

Answer 5

You should be adding bourbon to your diet at leat 3 times a week.  Jello shooters made with Vodka is one way of getting solids that your teeth can handle....

Answer 6

well my good man you've taken the first step with cigars, a good tipparillo before bed couldnt hurt. but may i suggest some variety in your choice of beverage

Easy Street - Gin and Sprite

Cráter - gin and coke

Gimlet - gin and lime juice

Gin and Tonic - gin and tonic water

Gin Rickey - gin, lime juice and carbonated water

Gin Milk Punch - gin and Milk  

Answer 7

I suggest you add a dash of tonic, a slice of lemon and a little ice, that should perk you up a bit.

Cheers!

Answer 8

Heaven forbid - are you sure you didn't sneak some food down that was possibly a bit ... er... off

Answer 9

Shoot some game or go on a fox hunt for some meat. All you need is fresh meat, cigars and gin for a healthy lifestyle.

Answer 10

Ummm.... in a word, yes.

Answer 11

can,t think why your teeth would feel like a bread stick.....gin shouldn,t do that to them...anyway DING DONG..have one for me..cheers

Answer 12

You need to drink more Gin, that'll help make you feel better.

Maybe some bourbon every once in a while.

Answer 13

Rotter old bean, I take it you are using the good stuff and not that stuff Smythe tried to pass off, Gin...more like ruddy toilet cleaner?

Also don’t forget the slice on lemon my good sir, as an armature Gynecologist my professional name being Lord Dr Shafter, I can prescribe a minimum intake of two Swedish filly’s to supplement your diet...hope that helps old bean.

Answer 14

The spellchecker is telling me to use any personal experience or knowledge I may have, so here goes.  You are not getting your five a day.  Three slices of lemon and two of lime daily, dunked in the gin and then applied directly to the teeth, will see you back on form in no time.  If it is solids you crave, crunch the ice cubes.

The cigar bit was just a silly joke, wasn't it?

Answer 15

When you're UNDER the table,it may dawn on you.

Answer 16

I would suggest if on a gin diet and under par then that is really good golf

Answer 17

W. C. Fields once went on a diet of meat and potatoes-- he never recovered.

Answer 18

Oh God!  I forgot to tell you!  I had a call from the sexual health clinic, they told me I needed to contact all my sexual partners, i thought it will take me too long, So Rotter and every male from the age of 16 -60, please get yourself to your GP   ASAP!

Hope you feel better,  tho i did warn you that i could shag you to death!,

Answer 19

You finally turned into a Limey....... scurvy old boy.

Answer 20

I am aghast, sir. Aghast that such a question could be spoken from the lips of an English Gentleman?

Gin? Making one ill? Surely you jest, sir?

Unheard of, sir!

However, if one feels a little under the weather may I suggest mixing the gin - especially the breakfast gin. One should mix it with another gin - that will do the trick nicely,old boy.

Answer 21

there is no need to worry Rotter,

I went through the same thing ! it wasn't untill the gin took over my thinking, breathing and all other annoying funtions before things ran smooth again.

the  good news is, I can't even tell if I have teeth at the moment

Answer 22

Go back to a well balanced diet,A pie in each hand old boy.

Answer 23

Are you totally mad Rotter? I told you that the gin I sold you was for visitors are not to be attempted yourself !!! Dear god, I am surprised you have any teeth left at all let alone with the density of a bread stick. For gods sake man swallow some paraffin or disinfectant to counteract the gin it is imperative. If you flake off this mortal coil as a result of that gin I will be mortified, you still owe me the 50 quid for it!!! and I owe Sindy £200 for last Wednesday night, gulp, I am all of a tremble

Answer 24

Darlink       you simply need less tonic with the stuff!!!