Could someone help me find some cool car jokes?

Question

Could someone help me find some cool car jokes?

Answer 1

I only know one car joke.

A guy walks into an auto parts store and asks:

"Can I get a headlight for a Yugo?"

The man at the counter replies:

"Sounds like a fair trade to me."

Answer 2

A few car acronyms:

PONTIAC — Put On New Tires Immediately After Collision

PINTO — Put In New Transmission Often

FORD — Found On Road Dead

FORD (backward) — Driver Returns On Food

TOYOTA — Too Often Yanks Overprice This Automobile

DODGE — Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

ACURA — Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

CHEVROLET — Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

SUBARU — Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

EDSEL — Every Day Something Else Leaks

CAMARO — Can't America Make A Real One?

AUDI — Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

MOPAR — Move Over, People Are Racing

PORSCHE — Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything