Could someone help me make a custom tin-foil hat for my pug dog?

Question

I've noticed my dog has been acting strange lately, and I think that the aliens I've been contacting are steeling his brain waves. I took my dog into a tin-foil hat fitting at my local alien contact store, and his head was too small for a well fitting foil hat.

So, I'm interested in making a custom made tin foil hat for my small dog. Does anyone have any suggestions? The main problems I run into is that it is so loose that he is able to shake it off. I can't stop contacting aliens because I am in the middle of a discussion with the mother ship, and I don't want to stop contact. And it would be fun for alien animals to contact my dog as well.

Can someone help please?

Answer 1

Well i've seen this sort of thing before, you need to find a master of origami to do a very special fold that will allow your dogs natural brain waves to fight off the alien signals, but before the folding begins you need to spray the underside of the tin-foil with PAM non stick cooking spray, this amplifies the reflective qualities of the tin-foil and the origami master fold, once you have all this done just add chin strap and your pooch will be ready for any kind of mind probing.