Could someone help me with this translation, "mete gostoso" and "arrebenta esse pau" Thanks

Question

I dont speak Portuguese well, and someone said this to me.

Answer 1

looool,,, too sexual for this hour of the day.

Answer 2

hahahahaha omg

Answer 3

That is sooo bad that I can't even translate... Where did you get this.. If  I translate this Someone will report a abuse... I would delete the question.. It's very sexual in a bad way. .. in a way you don't talk to anybody.. Sorry I couldn't help you much with it.. That's All I can say...

Answer 4

Looks like some chick is trying to have s*x with you. Arrebenta=break, bust, destroy

esse=this, that

pau=wood,hard

mete=hit, slam

gosotoso=delicious, tasty

you figure it out from there...

Answer 5

I think it is funny that everyone is assuming it is a woman who said that.  It could be a man.  I am self-studying Portuguese so I love it when people post questions like this.

Answer 6

try translating it on here http://www.babelfish.altavista.com/

Answer 7

"mete gostoso" means introduce (p***s) with love, and "arrebenta esse pau"  means introduce (hard) p***s like animal....she is good   rsrsrs

Answer 8

dunno bout the 1st word u said, but the second word in the 1st sentence means delicious(gostozo), and the second phrase means break that bread.