Could this qualify as a really long converb?

Question

Inspired by TD's mesotricaustic maradeemer.

Avoid analyzing

art attempted by

awkward adolescents

because budding bards

bombard buffs by barfing

bazaar belletristic bile

before becoming

cool, clever, cosmopolitans

conscientiously conceiving

creative cognitive compositions.

Answer 1

That's odd. I thought I answered this this morning...

I'm very dense when it comes to converbs, but this certainly is creative! I think you did an awesome job!

Answer 2

"...now I know my A B C's, won't you be so proud of me?"

Answer 3

Alliteration Converbs covering abc's how nice!  Next we will have Converb Trigees doubled and tripled!  

Kidding aside, I liked, especially the alliteration.

Answer 4

sounds like it to me, and in true form.

Answer 5

This has both humor and the truth defined by incredibly "cool,clever" words. I enjoyed this so much, whether or not it qualifies as a really long Converb. Each word seems to have been carefully selected to have the most meaning and impact.  Thank you.

Answer 6

I loved this one - very smooth in its transitions between sounds. Quite a visual on "barfing (haven't heard this word in ages) ... bile". Also a strong visual of a person "aging with intellect" from an awkward adolescent to clever cosmopolitan. Well said - this is a keeper! ♥

Answer 7

I thought I answered this one!  Anyhow, I think it's amazing.

Answer 8

I am not sure about this one; we'll have to ask its creator. BTW, Converb must always be spelled with a Capital C; it is a proper noun, like our own names.

Answer 9

Perfectionists human humor, is humorous. Kudos, good one.