Could this really happen?

Question

An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date.

The doctor looks him over and says, "Bill, you seem completely healthy but I must tell you one thing."

"What's that?", asks the millionaire.

"At your age, s*x can be dangerous, and you need to watch it, take care, it could be really deadly" the doctor replies.

Bill thinks for a minute and then says, "What the h**l, if she dies, she dies."

Answer 1

hopefully not.

that was the shittest joke i'v ever heard in my life.

Answer 2

i think it would be funnier if the girl went to the doctor...

and that wasnt even a question. and how would she die because of s*x? i give this one an F-...

Answer 3

yea it probably can

Answer 4

hahahaha i dont know but that sure would make a good joke hahah.....

Answer 5

lmfao sounds like hughe hefner

Answer 6

Ha ha ha, who will die first...?

Answer 7

At most she whould die of laughter when she see's the size of his ding-a-ling.

Answer 8

Funny

Answer 9

is this your question?

can an 80-year-old millionaire become engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model?

if so, yeah. she wants money.

but he can't kill her with s*x if shes 22 and he's 88. xD  

Answer 10

yes it could really happen.

Answer 11

could happen but then it think he goes back a few months later>>>>>>>>>An old man, a doctor and a story

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an twenty year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddently a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle."

"And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear!"

"And the moral of the story is...?" replied the doctor.

Answer 12

i think it is possible

Answer 13

maybe

Answer 14

its possible  

Answer 15

What a way to go......thumbs up or in this case whatever else is up.