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Could you beat up this man?

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in a one on one unarmed fight with no rules

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  1. Option 1:  Fight Wanderlei Silva

    Option 2:  Chew broken glass and wash it down with gas

    Option 3:  Make mad, passionate man-love to Jack Black

    Option 4:  m********e with sandpaper

    Option 5:  Kill my own mother and eat her organs raw

    I must say, it would be a hard choice between 2, 3, 4, or 5.  Option one isn't an option for wise people.


  2. Sure, I won't even need to break a sweat

  3. The only way I fight Silva is if he is truly "unarmed" like you mentioned. You would have to tie his arms down or chop them off before I would climb in a cage or ring with that man. Even then I don't think that I would risk it. He would probably throw a flying knee and knock me into next week. I really don't have time to work a coma into my schedule......

  4. Id rather fight two rabid Chimpanzees!

  5. beat up???? na... kill?? ya lol

  6. No interest

  7. FEDOR

  8. who handed bubbles his only loss? and how?

  9. In response to Legion's answer above I would just like to say that I have two rabid chimpanzee's who are currently training mma and are looking for potential match ups for their next fight. Bubbles and GW have a record of 3-1-0 (3 wins, 1 by ko, 1 by s**t slinging & 1 by way of eating their opponent, 1 lose, & no draws)and fight at light heavy (combined weight) at just under 120 kg. If you are interested in a fight and are ready to bring it then let me know.

    In response to Streetlawler - Bubbles and GW were beaten by a Bonobo ape in a way that is still far too painful to speak about.......

  10. why not ?

  11. Maybe, if I had a baseball bat and he didn't. If I had a baseball bat, that would give me the old proverbial "puncher's chance." I do a lot of running in my training, so if you figured out whatever the Ax-murder's vertical leap was and gave me about three times that distance, I believe I could evade him, so long as he wasn't truly intent on killing me. I would prefer to have a revolver if forced to fight either him or the other Silva.

  12. Your mom can.

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