Could you make a book on it?

Question

At a red traffic light, a Tramp knocked on the window of a Rolls Royce.

The electric window slid silently down.

Voice:" Yes?"

Tramp: "Lend us a Tenner."

Voice: "Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Shakespeare."

The electric window slid silently up.

The Tramp banged on the window again.

The electric window slid silently down.

Tramp: "*****. D H Lawrence."

The window

Answer 1

Lol Honey keep up the good work,I loved it here's a star for you.x*x

Answer 2

That would make a great wee cartoon :)

Answer 3

How did the voice know the tramps name was Shakespear?

Answer 4

Lol :)  

Answer 5

It would probably make a great movie, but I wouldn't bet on it...!