Could you please help me with English grammar? Thanks so much!?

Question

Make 2 sentences with two words :clothing and fishnet.

I got this for my math class(PIZZAZZ Worksheet): Why did the cow want s divorce? I got this: SHEHADABUMSITEER; please help me clarify what the answer is.

Which one is correct:

I went to the doctor.

I saw the doctor.

I went to see the doctor.

Is it correct to say: Could you please tell me how students are eligible to receive computers for the school year?

Thanks.

Answer 1

I need to select proper clothing for school.

Fishnet stockings are provocative and not appropriate for class.

Why did the cow want a divorce?

She had a bum steer.

(The answer is a joke, specifically a pun: it plays on different meanings of the word "steer," and of "bum" as well. A steer is a castrated bull raised for its meat.)

All three are correct:

I went to the doctor.

I saw the doctor.

I went to see the doctor.

It is correct to say: Could you please tell me how students are eligible to receive computers for the school year?

Answer 2

Hello,

1) As part of her wardrobe the exotic dancer wore fishnet stockings.

2) While hauling in the fishnet, the sardine fisherman tore his waterproof clothing.

Why did the cow want a divorce? She had a bum steer.

'bum steer' is - to be led astray, intentionally or unintentionally, by mis-leading or wrong information.

i.e. 'bum' meaning 'no good', and 'steer' meaning to 'guide in a particular direction'.

The joke just means she had a lazy, good for nothing husband.

As for the doctor, all three sentences are correct.

Your last sentence on computers is ok and understandable but it is better and more concise to say:

What are the conditions for a student's eligibility to be given computers for the school year?

Cheers,

Michael Kelly

Answer 3

I saw the Doctor

she had a bum sitter