Could you please translate this for me?

Question

* yes madam...dayon kaau..wala na celebrate khpon kay niuli c jenny sa agusan..nikuyog ko pero la ko gpasakay sa iya sakyanan..nag kanya2x mi dala kotse..gkuyog man sad nko mga kids..tong wednesday mi nghawa dre..today lng mu nkauli..ugma icelebrate bday ni kylie..adto ha..6pm..buot2x judko..hahah!!pero daan na toh nghisgot invited ka..heheh

Answer 1

Hmmmm..... it really doesn't look at all like a language to me. Actually, it looks like you just typed in a bunch of words then asked the question. So, if this is right, please do not put this up. Others may find it irritating and annoying. Thank you. :)

Answer 2

It looks like "text" Tagalog to me. I know Tagalog speakers will mix Tagalog and English, plus there are a few numbers in it, indicating it's a "chtspk" sort of dialect of Tagalog. But unfortunately, I don't know what it says. I hope someone can help you out more than I have!

Edit: Jenny's hosting a birthday party Wednesday at 6pm? From the English words, that's what I'm understanding.

Answer 3

Why don't you put it all in one language, first?  i see what looks like Japanese, English and textese, just at a quick glance.

No.  Can't translate what is basically gibberish.

Answer 4

why dont you just go to http://babelfish.yahoo.com/ it helped me get through all of my high school language classes.