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Could you see this comeing ?

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Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I f**t all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I f**t all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"

"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

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  1. FUNNY!


  2. Excellent joke, MC, you've got me going again, with the mad laughs...!

  3. lmao miss cherry..................i can always rely on you for a good joke , have a star x*x

  4. A nice little rim shot.  

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