Council tenants,own up,how many dancing bears are you hiding in your bedroom?

Question

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1448292.ece

Answer 1

In other words,  let's make slaves of the population.

Answer 2

I have a naked all singing all dancing Chimpanzee,  I call him my boyfriend and he doesn't hide out.

lol

Answer 3

They can check for weapons of mass destruction, can they?

Think i may have to shift my garageful of Cillit Bang then, pretty sharpish.

Answer 4

Not only council tenants, my mother (93) has two, I think that is what she said.

Answer 5

none in the bedroom, but I've just got all my home owners friends to hide theirs in my attic and garden shed. Thing is there are now so many in quite a small space they are all hopping mad. how about I let some out to eat a few officials eh

Answer 6

I'd better hide my WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. better. i know I'll stash them in Iraq from now on.

nobody will find them there.

also my pet rabbit practises hypnotism in a non -EU fridge will i get fined for this?

Answer 7

Why is it that every day I hear about something that makes me want to vote against these Labour clowns? GET LABOUR OUT NEXT ELECTION.

Answer 8

You know the answer then, stop relying on the state and rent privately!