Cousin jumps me for no reason

Question

about every time my cousin b! ches me out for something I did, usually something that isn't a big deal PERIOD!!! the last time her baby dropped his rattle and I gave it to him. she b! ched me out over it. i start school soon and she'll visit on labor day weekend. if/when she jumps me what should I do? I have a list of things to do/say.

1. Who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon?

2. God, go take a prozak.

3. Excuse me, but the adults are talking.

4. Are you finished? (in a VERY serious, but not angry voice)

5. Just get up, even in the middle of a family dinner, pack my laundry, and go back to college without saying a word to anyone. if mom calls, tell her I'm not staying when she's treating me like that.

Answer 1

Your ? is confusing but I think your wondering how you should respond or react when your cousin starts nagging on you.  Why do you have to have a comeback?  Can't you just ask her why she doesn't  notice that she always nags and picks on you and that it really REALLY bugs you?  Be honest about the way you feel.  You shouldn't always have a "line" to say after she says something.  Don't pick #5.  It shows weakness.

Answer 2

...what?

Answer 3

So ... what exactly are you asking us?  A bit confused, honestly.