Cow question?

Question

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Answer 1

It was a hungry leprechaun that found it within convenient reach.

Answer 2

lol a farmer

Answer 3

Me.

Answer 4

Heh, I often thought that myself.

I also wonder if they used their hands (?!?)

Answer 5

well u know the history of beastiality has been around for centuries and one day while someone was raping some innocent cow they happened to squeeze their "nipples" and BAM! and thanx to that explorative person we now have healthy fantastic things like cake, cheese, yogurt, ice cream, and many many other treats that have contributed to americas "fabulous" health!

Answer 6

its not hard to figure out, people make milk too, some guy was probably thirsty, and had no water, figured nothing to lose and suckled up, probably made a killing selling it afterwards

Answer 7

Don't know, but the feller must have been really thirsty!

Likely the same brave soul who decided to try a raw oyster!

Answer 8

my great great great great great grand father

Answer 9

a person duuuuuhhhhh