Cowboys fans, what can we do about them?

Question

They seem to multiply like bacteria.

Answer 1

True Cowboys fans--nothing can be done about them, most were born in Texas and the rest were dropped on their heads as children.  

The ones that are multiplying are the bandwagon fans.  All you need to do about them is ask them who their tight end is.  If you know that they have Jason Witten, but they don't know it, then you don't have listen to them.  They aren't football fans, they are just trying to get your goat.

So, the next time they tell you about their kid's swim meet and how he got second place, ask who won.  Then start raving about how good the kid who beat their kid is.  Then close with 'Go Dallas!'.

Answer 2

GO DALLLLASSS! :D

obviously the better football team

Answer 3

Nothing...

The Cowboys have always been the most popular team in all of football. Nothing has changed that. There is just alot more trash talking cockieness when a team is good, rather then bad. But the same is true of any teams fans.

Answer 4

Nothing, Because you are NOTHING! Cowboys Fans Are Every Where, all around The Globe.

Just Some of the Reasons Why:

*Most appearances in a Super Bowl (8)

*Three way tie for most wins in the Super Bowl (5)

*Most wins on Monday night Football (40)

*Most appearances in the NFC Championship game (14)

*The Cowboys' streak of 160 sold-out regular and post-season games included 79 straight sellouts at their home, Texas Stadium, and 81 straight sell-outs on the road.

*Cowboys are the most valuable football franchise in the world, with an estimated value of $1.5 billion.

*They are also one of the wealthiest teams in the NFL, generating almost $250 million in annual revenue.

*Most consecutive winning seasons (20, from 1966 to 1985)

*Most seasons with at least 10 wins (24)

*The team has earned the most postseason appearances (28, which includes another league record of 55 postseason games, winning 32 of them)

*The Cowboys became the first team in NFL history to win 3 Super Bowls in just 4 years. (Also the only other team to do that is the Pats)

Bacteria eh? Bacteria is Useful, Used to Make Penicillin, for all you Sick in the Head Fans of Such teams as Philly Stool Pigeons; the NY Chump Giants, The NE Cheatriots, The Chicago Bear Rugs, The Atlanta "where's the Coach" Falcons, The Buffalo "Been Stipped of My Hide" Bills.

Answer 5

Well you should start by realizing that just because whatever spare team you pull for will never have the success the Cowboys have had is no reason to be a hater. Then try and get over your Texas envy.

Answer 6

Nothing, just sit back and laugh when they go one and done in the playoffs again.

Answer 7

Sorry to break it to ya honey... we have a HUGE fan base and in no time we will be known as the only team with 6 Lombardis

Answer 8

i just don't understand why they are ranked in the top 10 in nfl teams ranking when they haven't won any playoff game in 12 years......

until they win a playoff game they should not have any game on TV.

Answer 9

Just lov'em or hate'em    Bandwagons are everyhere. Especially in Tampa and Chicago (Cubs)      Boston has had them since 2004. It's hard to say the Yankees are b/c they always win (26 WS)   Probably some are though. felix Jones is a stud. Watch out

Answer 10

get the get well cards......other teams fans are sick. You suckers!!! Someone always hating on AMERICAS TEAM. The most glamorous, the most talented, most recognized, televised, ....like my boy T.O said......"hate all u want"......but I love me some me!    GO COWBOYS!!

Answer 11

30 year bacteria-like fan here from PHILLY!  I started following the team in 1978 at 18 years old.  I have been and always will be a fan.  Be careful about the bandwagonning... That's not always the case and not all of us are from Texas NOR were we dropped on our heads..

What really doesn't make sense is how other teams fans, especially where I live (but I won't mention what team that would be) feel the need to try and tell us that since we haven't won a playoff game in forever, that makes them better than us...although... they don't have 5, nor 4, nor 3, nor 2, nor 1 SB ring!!??  

It doens't matter how many playoff wins you've had in the last 10 years.  If you can't win in the big game, the rest is a moot point.

Keep hating.  We have plenty of fans to show America's Team the road to the Superbowl.

Hey, how pissed will the Haters be when we're the first team to say 'GOT SIX?"

Answer 12

Laugh at them when Tony Romo chokes in the playoffs once again!

Answer 13

Cowboys fans are typically very useful.  They are the ones that invented the remote, the lounge chair, microwaves etc...., These are people that like things easy, They like to have winners given to them, not earned.  America's team?  Yes, because most Americans are lazy and like guaranteed winners.  So before we bash them, let us admire them for their contributions to society, and recognize just how much more special they make those of us who picked our teams for reasons other than winning all the time, no matter what the cost.  

Answer 14

Ignore them, their **** talking and all their whining about how good they were BACK IN THE DAY.

12 years without a playoff win..

here they come..