CrEaTiVe Ad concept for an enzyme product, help please!?

Question

I'm trying to launch an ad campaign for an animal feed additive (its an enzyme additive). Some key concepts would include:

-- better digestion,

-- higher catalytic efficiency,

-- good resistance to digestive acids,

-- improved animal nutrition,

-- less pollution from manure run-offs,

-- more economical feed formulations

Please give a short story about your idea.

Media is print ad, particularly livestock/agriculture publications.

Target readers would be feed manufacturers, veterinarians and animal nutritionists, farm owners/operators.

'greatly appreciate any inputs here, thanks in advance folks!

Answer 1

Put our catalyst on your cattle list.

Answer 2

What do Roseanne Barr, Oprah Winnfrey, Luciano Pavarotti and Marlon Brando have in common?

They eat they pork chops with "Super Enzyme" sauce!!!