Craziest excuse or reason you have told your employer when calling out sick?

Question

Lol! I have called out sick of course, said someone was in the hospital and have also faked a death in the family. What about you????????/ details pls

Answer 1

I once told an employer that I  slid off the road and into a ditch on my way to work. It was snowing and icy but I actually never left my house.

Answer 2

I was bitten by a brown recluse spider and nearly died.The call-in recorder thought I was kidding.I wasn't,and still have the scars to prove it.

I didn't die.btw.

Answer 3

i told my boss at mcdonalds that my bird had a yeast infection!

Answer 4

my grandma's surprise party for her 90th bday