Crazy Riddles/Jokes...?

Question

any one have some riddles or jokes for me to solve bored kid i know ima work out soon but 4 now hit me

Answer 1

joke,,,, this asian girl face is so flat she can bite a wall

riddle,,,, you have a chicken---fox and feed,,, the chicken will eat the feed and the fox will eat the chicken,,, one at a time you have to take them across the road to the market,,,without any of them eating the other while they are unattended,,, how will you do this,,I want to give you the answer but that wouldnt do  

Answer 2

TEN PEARS HANGING HIGH,

TEN MEN PASSING BY,

EACH TOOK A PEAR,

AND LEFT NINE HANGING THERE,

HOW CAN THIS BE?

Answer 3

solved this message

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hint:it is like something about christmas

Answer 4

each was the name of one of the men??? i dunno.. : )

Answer 5

You know you're a redneck, if you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Answer 6

This young man comes home from Ranger school, and tells his dad about what they had him do.

"they tried to make me jump out of an air plane !! but i looked out the door and knew there was no way i would do it!!"

"then my drill sargeant came up to me and said if i didn't jump, he was gonna stick his baton up my hind end!!!"

his dad asked him, "did you jump?"

"A little at first!!"

and my other joke is :

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

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