Crazy first day back at school?

Question

I want to see if anyone can top this first day of school...

Okay, first, my friends and I miss the bus because we thought it was the High School bus. (Thank goodness my mom picked us up and dropped us off at school) Then, after school, me and my bro ride our bikes over to the elementary school (my mom was helping out there) and we're outside in the Preschool playground and I tried a cartwheel on their curved "balance beam". I fall, my leg smashes into the beam, and now I have a huge bump on my leg, but before I put ice on it (like right after it happened), there was a big dent in my leg. (I'm okay now though!)

Beat that! :D

Answer 1

i had s*x during school

Answer 2

i cant but my bro did

two years ago when he was a jr at highschool the SWAT came from a fake bomb threat and my brother fit the description and he was takin down by the swat two be questioned

Answer 3

Alright, on my first day of school, I almost got shot in a drive by. Pwned!

Answer 4

i guess i cant I haven't had my first day yet  

Answer 5

My first day of high school was pretty bad.  I'm late for everything, so that day I made sure I got eight hours of sleep, had everything ready for the morning, and woke up around 6:30 (which is unheard of for me).  I get all ready, and looked really good and was really excited, and waited at the bus stop.  I waited for 45 minutes.  I was already late when the bus finally gets there, and the bus eventually had to go into "express" because he picked up so many passengers (the bus was completely full).  At least I was sitting down, but everyone's butt was in my face and I swear to god someone farted.  I started choking.  Then we get to the train station in the next town over, and everyone gets off.  I took the wrong bus.  So I wait another half an hour for my mom to get home from work and pick me up, and she finally dropped me off at school.  It's about 90 degree weather, and I forget my lunchbox in the car so I started running after her to get it back.  Finally I get into the school, sweaty, gross and all messed up, and as soon as I walk in, honestly the hottest boy i've ever seen in my life looks at me and starts laughing.  Beat that!

Answer 6

I had my laptop stolen, i lost almost 2 years of invaluable work, lost. I called lojack a few hours ago and am waiting for a response from my local police department.