Creative ideas to trap satan?

Question

for this project satan needs to be creatively trapped in h**l, does anyone have any ideas?

Answer 1

Well, a moat of holy water could just be crossed with a bridge, or if this is a really powerful Satan we're talking about just boiled away with a wave of his hand.

Nope, if you really want to trap Satan you're going to have to create a place he wants to be, a golden cage if you will.

Which is why you will need to open a direct portal from h**l to Disneyland. Once in Disneyland, Satan will either be distracted by the various rides and amusements or begin harvesting the souls of nearby victims. As this is going on, you will need to set up some sort of sacred barrier around the park (salt ring, holy water, consecrated ground...) to contain him if his interest should wain.

In the event that Satan does try to break out of the park, you will have no other option but to activate the immortal cryogenic Walt Disney to combat the lord of darkness, which  in the ensuing battle would probably sink the state of California into the sea, drowning millions and angering the dark gods that inhabit the inky depths.

you know, kind of like in that movie Cloverfield?

Answer 2

the moat thing is a pretty good idea, you should definitely look into it. what about turning everyone to God. that would certainly be a challenge....if your up to it!

Answer 3

a moat of holy water