Crisp dollar bills?

Question

lol,

ok i got a stack of twentys,i mean a stackkk..

anyways i used to use my ps3 as a heated weight to make the dollar nice and flat,but it takes a while...is there an easier way?

i know about ironing them but what else?ironing takes a while too cause this much money would take a while...

im looking for something that could flatten about $5000 in twenties in like a hour???so what is that...250 bills so about 4 a minute...

any ideas?and it hasto be gettable by a 14 year old...

thanx ill give the 10 points tommorow!!!..

Answer 1

I would be glad to do this for you!  I am world renowned for my...

You could go to your local dry cleaner or Men's Wearhouse and ask if you can use their iron press.  (Take an adult with you so that you will not be targeted for crime.)  Try it first on a one dollar bill to perfect your technique.  Then lay out your 20's and press them.  These irons usually have steam, so it should be pretty effective.

Answer 2

How in the h**l does a 14 year old get $5000 in twenties?

Good lord.

edit: You get your money "legally"?

You're 14! You can't even drive yet! You can't even get employed yet.

Answer 3

Since you got the money legally, why don't you exchange them at a bank (with proper warning so they get the money on hand) and just trade them for fresh new bills. And why $20s? Couldn't you trade for $100s and have less to store? You must not trust banks at all or investment companies. Fun question to think about, indeed.

Answer 4

is that for real? anyway, i cant think of any way of making it crisp other than ironing. but what i usually do get its crisp back is to wet it first with water (not the dripping wet kind of wet) then iron them.. once it dries up (thats only seconds)... you're done..

Answer 5

do some laundry,

while the dryer is running,

lay them out maybe like 10 per stack,

spread out utilizing all the space,

then get a bunch of books,

stuff that are heavy and flat,

cover all the bills,

and the heat will warm up the money,

hopefully the books will keep em flat too..

Answer 6

Why is that so important ? $5000.00 is still $5000.00 after  all

And how often do you Do this? I am very suspicious.