Cruising tomorrow out of miami.?

Question

i'm leaving tomorrow morning out of miami.

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any advice for anything.

i'll take whatever.

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Answer 1

yes

first tell the matre d you want (whatever you heart desires) for every breakfast when you show up for breakfast in the dining room. I always have half an avocado a scoop of cottage cheese and a sliced (ripe) tomatoe then I order whatever I want on the menu. at dinner in the dining room this is the bomb! for apetizer order two or three of them for soup however many you want for salad whatever you want for the main course what ever and in any quantity you want and dessert order three and one to go I'm serious they will without even blinking an eye bring you everything you ask for. you are a king on a cruise.

Second take all your showers in the gymnasiums showers some of them have four spiggots and they are the size of a real walk in closet instead of that little creepy dinky arsed wet shower curtain (which has never been washed ever) always laying against your skin some where whenever you move.

Third you little dinky stateroom bathroom is so small and there are no fans or air vacuum. just a passive venting system that when you take your dump will surely melt the vinyl wall coverings. so! take your dumps in the gymnasium toilets as well and if you can time it right get your morning coffee on the way, early as they open, take the ship newspaper read it do your duty and then shower. Ok?  

Fourth get second seating in the dining room. the first seating is for all and I mean all the olde farts!

Fifth enter every contest and try to win especially in the casino most contests cost little and its always fun and chances are you might win one or even more there are prizes like a bottle of chapagne for many of them.

Sixth. the alcohol on board is expensive and every time you use your credit key, every time, on everything, they add an additional gratuitary 15%. so buy the soda card for whatever it costs and order your favorite mixer and always have one waiting for your return in the room (without ice brought to your room from room service)  which leads me to

Seven you can not bring alcohol on board any lines these days but boiling water will allow you to dip the cap of water bottles in it which will allow you to stretch the seal on the bottle so it won't detach the pilfer proofing ring and you can pour the water in your ice trays, drink it or what ever but fill the empty water bottle with your favorite CLEAR alcohol and reseal the entire cap with the undetached ring still in tact! (genius) you can take on all the water you want! If you can re attach them into original six packs d**n your good

Eighth very few of the off ship, on-shore excursions are worth the cost but at my top swimming with dolphins is.... Swimming with anything even snorkling is my second favorite was traveling an underground waterways (a river under a mountain with cinot'es and waterfalls it definitely is..... wine tasting is...... bar hopping sometimes is... but the best for the women definitely is shopping - shopping trips just leave you off where they park and so you have to leave the obvious store they want you in and walk around the corner to shop. all the bus drivers get kick backs from the store owners so the prices are inflated to give the drivers pay offs for bringing them busses of the unsuspecting. shop fast and get back to the bus on time  

Ninth like 2 and 3 said have a great time

Answer 2

heres your advice,

ENJOY IT!

your just coming to yahoo to rub it in our faces!

Answer 3

OH MY GOSH!

answer one of my questions and tell me what cruise and where you are goin!

i got off of one not too long ago, it was a blast! It was Carnival Victory, i loved it (:

now im goin on Carnival Destiny, HAVE FUN AND COMMMENT BACK!

Answer 4

I guess Artie covered everything, but I don't think you're going to use the bathroom or shower in the gym.

Have fun!  If money isn't a real problem and you're not a lush, pay the d**n 15 per cent gratuity and enjoy the drinks.  The soda card is about $40.00 and I never get it, because I don't drink a lot of soda.  Plus, if you bring a lot of water or whatever in your luggage its going to weigh a lot and you'll have to pay more to the airlines for going over the weight limit, that is if you are flying to Miami.

Just have fun!  Remember most cruises charge 10% a day as a gratuity, regardless, for the cabin steward.