Cures for eating spicy foods.

Question

I am doing something called the Blazin' Challenge.

Eat 12 of the HOTTEST hot wings in 6 minutes.

Two rules:

1. No liquids (water, milk, etc.)

2. No wiping your face.

If you throw up, you're disqualified. You must eat most of the meat off of the buffalo wings.

What can I eat before and after to keep from having a bad stomach ache?

Before: Vaseline for my lips to keep from burning.

Milk in my belly to settle it.

After: Celery to cool down.

Maalox to soothe my stomach.

I plan on inducing vomit when I finish so I won't be too sick afterwards.

Answer 1

haha I did this same contest years ago at Buffalo Wild Wings.   My girlfriend at the time helped me wipe the sweat off of my face while I was doing it.  hehe

I personally didn't prepare, but I would suggest ice cream afterwards.  Not sure about maalox or celery, but it couldn't hurt.  

Oh, and please wear gloves and don't rub your eyes. If you get the sauce in your eyes, you are going to be in so much pain. And don't rub anywhere else and wash your hands ten times.  Have fun!

Answer 2

Take Immodium and Pepto Bismol, along with lots of yogurt.

You are one weird dude, BTW.  LOL.

Answer 3

That's just wrong.....

Why would you waste that stuff by throwing it up afterwards?