Cute funny sayings for profile?

Question

cute and funny quotes

Answer 1

A friend is someone who knows all about you, and loves you just the same. Proverb

Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. Jean Anouilh

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.  Pearl Bailey

Love is the beauty of the soul. St. Augustine

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."Groucho Marx

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." George Globol

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

A rich man's joke is always funny.Thomas Edward Brown

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent. Berton Averre

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."Napoleon Bonaparte

"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less." Eddie Izzard

"I have nothing to declare except my genuis."Oscar Wilde

Answer 2

""A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."

Answer 3

"Fabulous wasn't a word until I was born."

"The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity."

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."

"A friend is someone who knows the worst things about you, and loves you anyway."

Answer 4

“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”

- Chinese Proverb

“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”

- Proverb

Answer 5

well I can't think of anything cute or funny to say....bunnies, there they are cute.