One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead go camping. The redhead shows up with a cooler full of sodas. So the blonde says, "Why did you bring drinks?" The redhead says, "So if we get thirsty we have some thing to drink." Then the brunette shows up with a platter full of snacks. Then the blonde asks, "Why did you bring food?" The brunette answers, "So when we get hungry we can eat." So then the blonde goes to the junkyard and brings back a car door. Then both the redhead and brunette ask, "Why did you bring a car door?" Then the blonde answers,"So when we get hot we can roll down a window."
Ever wonder why A B C D E F are used to define bra sizes?
A: almost b***s, B: barely there, C: can do, D: d**n good, E: enomous, F: fake.
Q: Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the nursery?
A: Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and said, "Lie to me."
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