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Cute quotes about guys and girls??

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just wondering if you had any...

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  1. here are a few for you (enjoy!):

    "I'm so miserable without you, its almost like having you here."

    -Steven Bishop

    There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature." -- Stephen Stills

    "Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks." -- Laura Swenson

    "You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -- Erica Jong

    "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." -- Wendy Liebman

    "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler

    "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -- Maryon Pearson

    "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret Thatcher

    "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinhem

    "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinhem

    "I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

    "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

    Lilly Tomlin.

    "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

    Oscar Wilde.

    "The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men."

    Aristotle.

    Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

    -- Groucho Marx.

    Man is a knot into which relationships are tied.  ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

    Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need.  ~Margaret Mead

    Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

    Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you enough.  ~Dinah Shore

    Lust is easy.  Love is hard.  Like is most important.  ~Carl Reiner

    "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde." -- Dolly Parton

    "What would men be without women?

    Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce." -- Mark Twain

    Faith Whittlesey:

    Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.

    George Carlin:

    Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

    Katharine Hepburn:

    Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

    Robert A. Heinlein:

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

    Robert Frost:

    A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.


  2. No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.

    -Willa Cather

  3. "Life is pain"

             -Anonymous

  4. Kissing is a shame, hugging is a disgrace, the boys carry the blame while girls carry the shame.

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