Cute sayings?

Question

i have a website and i need a cute saying like 10 of them for saying of the day help!!!!!!

Answer 1

"I enjoy long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"There's no half singing in the shower. You're either a rock star or an opera diva."

"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what the heck to do with it."

"Friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone else can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."

"Life is one fool thing after another; love is two fool things after each other."

"Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have."

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”

“I speak two languages, Body and English.”

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."

"I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."

There! Whoa, I'm humorously worn out...

Answer 2

1. " Put the seat down please"

2. " Sayings are for.... uhh sayer people "

Thats all I got