DO YOU WANT 10 POINTS?

Question

1....I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?

2..When I point up, it’s bright, but when I point down it’’s dark. What am I?

3..With pointed fangs it sits in wait, with piercing force its doles out fate, over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?

4..I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a man’s house and build anothers, and I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?

5..I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assasinated. What am I?

6..If three cats catch three mice in three minutes how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?

7..What do you call a fish without an eye?

8..What do lazy dogs do for fun?

9..A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?

Answer 1

i duno

sun

a snake?

a joker?

i duno

100

blind fish

sleep

robbers who thought he wasn't gunna be there

Answer 2

note

flashlight

ear piecer

joker idk

tomb stone

idk

no eye fish idk

sit

burglars

I did horrible I know dont tell me lolz

Answer 3

1. egg

2. light switch

3. spider

4. king of hearts

5. mt. rushmore

6. 3

7. fsh

8. chase lazy cats

9. umpire & catcher

Answer 4

1. joke

2. smile

3. stapler

4. king of hearts in a deck of cards

5. Mt. Rushmore

6. three cats; Since these three cats are averaging one mouse per minute, given 100 minutes, the cats could catch 100 mice.

7. fsh

8. chase parked cars

9. the catcher and the umpire

These are good riddles!

Answer 5

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about £50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Answer 6

1.) Joke

2.) Sun?

3.) No idea

4.) King of Hearts/ Deck of cards?

5.) No idea

6.) 100?

7.) fsh?

8.) Nothing?

9.) Umpire and Catcher

I don't know all of them, but they were fun.

Answer 7

Nah I don't really need ten points.

Answer 8

1. a joke

2. a light switch

3. a vampire

Answer 9

1. joke

2. sun

3.staple or stapler

4.King of Hearts (card)

5.Beatles

6.3

7.a fsh

8.chase parked cars

9. Its a baseball game! The Umpire and the Catcher.

Answer 10

1.A Human?

2.The Sun

3.A Snake?

4.The King of Hearts?

5.The Beatles? I Don't Know....

6.100?

7.A fsh

8.Sleep, Lie Down.

9.Robbers, 'Cause He Forgot To Lock The Door?

Answer 11

1. A joke

6. Three

7. A fish

Those are the only three I got.