Dad's and their daughters?

Question

How would you react when your 16 year old daughter tells you she likes a boy and that their will be a "first date" happening soon?

I have a 5 month old daughter, when her time comes, I will be sure to make an example of the first boy that comes along by whipping out the ol shot gun

Answer 1

Fortunately our girls were well brought up and informed of all the facts of life.  As soon as the eldest got her first boyfriend, I suggested she spurt off to the gynae to see about contraception.  Of course she did not imagine that it would come to that, but got her "prevention" in any case, just as well!  They are still together after 4 years. Now she is finished with her studies, and can do what she likes.

Answer 2

My dad only came to accept my pregnancy after I had my son. They're now the bestest of friends. I doubt many dads want to believe or know that their little baby is with some vile snake who wnats to pounce on her. For the 9 months I was pregnant he pretended as if I wasnt and never wanted to know if I had a boyfriend, He ws probably still recovering from the fact that I wasnt a virgin any longer.

Answer 3

This is what I would use:

Dating Questionnaire

Applicants Name:___________________________________...  Date:____________

Address:______________________________... Cell Phone:___________  

Which Daughter are you requesting to Date:__________________    

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Schedule for this Date:  Time

First Stop:___________________________________...  From:______ To:______  

Second Stop:___________________________________...  From:______ To:______  

Last Stop:_________HOME______________________...  By: 12:00am Midnight

(or else!)

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Answer The Following Questions:    

1. Do you personally own or drive a van? A truck with oversized tires? A waterbed? Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or tattoo? (If "yes" to any of the above, discontinue this application and leave immediately.)  Yes ______ No______

2. What is your present age? (if over 19 or under 16, stop now!)  Age:________________

3. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?  Yes ______ No______

4. Have you ever received a ticket for a moving violation or accident?    

5. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?    

______________________________________...

______________________________________...

______________________________________...

6. in 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?    

______________________________________...

______________________________________...

______________________________________...

7.When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, and bishop? ________________________________________...    

8. When you first meet a girl, the first thing you notice is?  ____________________

9. The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is:    

______________________________________...

10. A Women's place is in the. . .?  ____________________

11. What is your present Rank in the Boy Scouts?  ____________________

12. If you are not an Eagle Scout, when will you become one?  ____________________

13. What do you want to be IF you live to grow up?  ____________________

14. Can you recite, and do you live by the Boy Scout Oath, Law, Motto and Slogan?  ____________________

15. What does Midnight Curfew mean to you?    

______________________________________...

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16. If you were to be shot, where would you like it to be?  ____________________

17. What is the last bone in your body you would like to be broken?  ____________________

18. After you turn 21, How many times should you date a girl before you hold her hand?  ____________________

19. When should you NOT open the door for a woman?    

20. Do you Still want to date my daughter? Yes ______ No______

(if Yes, please accept my application, NO, I um, I, uh think I have the wrong house.)    

I SWEAR UNDER THE PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, BUCKSHOT, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS, THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT AND THAT I WILL RETURN SAID DAUGHTER WITH HONOR.

    

Signature:___________________________(... means sign your name)    

    

Thank you for your interest, Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do not call, write or visit. If you attempt communication before your application is approved, automatic disqualification will result. If your application is rejected, you may reapply after:1) obtaining the Rank of Eagle Scout and 2) a friendly visit from two gentlemen wearing white shirts and ties, and your compliance with their instructions.

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Leave this section for processing:

The Application is:



1. Approved_____________________________

2. Conditionally Approved___________________  

3. Rejected, but subject to Review____________  

4. Rejected, there is no hope________________

Answer 4

The plural of "dad" has no apostrophe.

Besides that, when the time comes for my 3 year-old, any boy around had better be well aware that he'll experience h**l on Earth if he offends or hurts my daughter in any way.

Answer 5

My daughter is going to a convent and my son is going to a monastery when they are older. There will be no boyfriends or girlfriends. Oi I think I had better start stocking up on some guns and ammunition. I don't even want to think about that. My son is 8 so soon he is going to be at that stage.

Anybody know any good monasteries??

Answer 6

Remember what you did or try to do to girls of 16 when you were young?  No matter what you say or do even a chastity belt does not help today. you will have to see that she is well informed and then PRAY BUDDY PRAY.  I have a son of 18 and I pray every day for him not to arrive home with drugs aids or a baby!  Boys also have responsibilities they can also be "Pregnant"

Answer 7

Remember that scene from Bad Boys2 , im gonna do something similiar but a bit more agressive...

Answer 8

My dad still freaks when he says my bf. Its like he doesnt know how to act around him. I've always been one of those kids that just spill things and make my parents more shy than what I am. I blurt everything out and act like its not a problem.

You might even surprise yourself. I've made my dad quite a softy. If I had to ever tell him that I was pregnant, I think he would just cry. . .

Answer 9

He he he, you sound like my husband......our daughter is his angel, his princess, the light of his life......I do feel sorry for her first old dusty schoolboy boyfriend, coming here with his skateboard!!!

Answer 10

I'd say "Have safe s*x"