Daftest Food advice?

Question

Having just got a box of eggs from a well known supermarket, I have just seen the allergy advice section (these are eggs remember) and it says this product contains eggs (how perceptive), I kid you not the store is the one that has the tag line 'thats price.

What are other peoples daftest food advice etc

Answer 1

Sign out side a pub said, "May contain nuts" not sure if they meant in bags for sale or their clientele

Answer 2

On a salt sachet in a burger place in America in big, scary red letters:-

SALT

(and on opposite side) THIS SACHET MAY CONTAIN SALT!

On the front of a cake box, the cake is on a plate and has a cake knife near it:-

"Serving suggestion".  

Answer 3

i had a packet of dry roasted nuts that said 'may contain nuts'

Answer 4

I think the "serving suggestions" are best i.e. on a tin of baked beans there was a picture of beans on toast.

Answer 5

Jar of Peanut Butter, allergy advice - recipe contains peanuts.

Bag of washed potatoes - wash before use

Answer 6

may contain nuts (on a packet of pistachios) i should bloody well hope it contains nuts x x

Answer 7

MAY HAVE TRACES OF NUTS...........

On a packet of salted peanuts....

For external use only on a packet of condoms........

Big overhead sign...

"VAGITARIAN SECTION".....

right next to the butchery.....

Answer 8

In the chocolate boxes it says if you have a problem send it back and get a replace

Answer 9

chocolate nuts,  may contain nuts.

ya know?