Dancer for my bachelorette--girls help me choose from these pics?

Question

i have two guys that i need to pick one for my bachelorette. i put there pics below--please help me choose. these are there stats from the guy i called

cowboy hat--5'9", 170, 7.5 inches LONG

tank guy-- 6'00", 220, 11 inches LONG

i am told both go totally nude, and that tank guy has same build as cowboy but all they had was a tank pic now.

should i maybe get both or which one? they do work 2gether

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27792949@N05/2792757095/in/photostream/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27792949@N05/2592145093/in/photostream/

Answer 1

They are both lame. The cowboy hat guy looks too big (fat) and the tank guy is taking his own picture, that should be a hint right there.  

Cant you do something other than degrade a lame looking (or otherwise) guy by having him strip for your party?  

Whatever entertainment is planned, it should not embarrass, humiliate, or endanger the honoree or any of the guests.

Dinners and cocktail parties, which provide comfortable opportunities for participants to talk or to give intimate advice to the bride-to-be, are common. Other hostesses choose a themed party, such as a "pamper party", with guests indulging in spa treatments. While proposing a toast to the bride-to-be is common at most bachelorette parties, a few center on drinking games.

Answer 2

both of course? second one's hotter though.

Answer 3

Get them both. Could be more interesting as a pair

Answer 4

Wow.  That's an ingenious way to get someone to rate you.  Dancers?  Get real.  Neither are and they would never tell you their inches.

But, I'd choose the first one.  The second one gives off a pervert vibe to me.  Are they lovers?

Next.

Answer 5

i would have to say the 1st one cause the 2nd one has a ugly *** face and bushy eyebrows good luck and congraats u can get both if them they both have nice bodies lol

Answer 6

the one with the cowboy hat

Answer 7

Cowbooooy!

That second guy creeps me out...I think its those eyebrows. 0_o

Answer 8

first one 2nd is a little creepy with the eyebrows

go with #1