Dangerous situation (JOKE)?

Question

Date of Joke: Saturday, 6th October, 2007

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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GET YOUR DRUNK A*S OFF THE MERRY GO ROUND

Answer 1

ha ha ha!!! that was awesome!!! i didn't see that coming!!!

Answer 2

Laugh it off

Answer 3

I didn't know donkeys could drink...and whats it doing on the merry go round in the first place, trying to hump the zebra?

Answer 4

lol...funny! :p

Answer 5

Lol. I was sitting there for like 10 minutes thinking about it before I gave up and looked at the answer

Answer 6

LOL!! =))  

Answer 7

lmfao, thats funnnyyy.

ima tell that to my friends. :P

answer mine please? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 8

Ha, ha, ha, ha. I wonder how a drunk was allowed to ride on the merry go round. ha, ha, ha.