Darkside Astrology 2........Is this really you?

Question

Cancer:Cancer is a grumpy, secretive, passive-aggressive grudge hoarder, with bipolar mood swings and a positive genius for pointless worrying. You are grumpy, moody, wingy, snappy, graceless, gloomy, grudge-encrusted, devious and fretful. You distrust life and have no faith in the future. To build immunity against fate's random cruelty, you look for homeopathic doses of gloom wherever you scuttle. You well up over anything lonely and hopeless. You love to whine about everything and everyone and are shameless addicted to other's misfortune.

Aquarius:You are a chilly, detached, eccentric loner, with perverse voyeuristic habits and a shard of ice in your heart. You're aloof, arrogant, distant and offbeat. You are insulated in your own world and don't feel the consequences of your words or actions. You observe everyone else and never react spontaneously to any experience. Whatever you're doing, the inner you is busy making observations and taking notes. You don't do routine or reliable. You want to be needed but won't ever admit you need someone.

Capricorn:You are a cold, cruel, petty minded slave driver with unsuspected yet unquenchable ambition and an addiction to tightfisted penny-pinching. You are mean, miserly, cold-hearted, self-opinionated, petty, negative, unforgiving and pessimistic. You seem ultra-respectable and old-at-heart on the outside while claiming to be insecure. You have the stamina and relentlessness to push people until they give in and follow your way. You hate to be teased, embarrassed or made to look undignified. You'd do absolutely anything to preserve your social status. You'd also prefer to keep your ruthless, pathological ambition under wraps.

Sagg:You are reckless, tactless and an obnoxious oaf with a morbid fear of restraint and an addiction to losing your shirt. You are brash, crass, loudmouthed and impetuous, but not stupid. You know that if you look remorseful enough, odds are you'll get away with any kind of naughtiness. You are a mindless hooligan and game for anything risky, violent and pointless. No one keeps you on a tight rein, or any rein at all. You crash your way through any barriers. You run from commitments. You tell it like it is without waiting to be asked. You can't keep secrets. You're not here to live only once; you live twice and then some. Whatever you do, you take it to the limit and push it over the edge. Gambling is your biggest vice. You love to fight, preferably within a large crowd. Sometimes you don't even care how or why it started as long as you're in the middle of it. You're a loose cannon.

Answer 1

um, some of it lol but not so dramatic =\

Answer 2

Yes, I am a cold, eccentric Aquarius.  And evil, too.

Answer 3

Aquarius---sometimes I can be offbeat loner, but my rising sign makes me really care so it's a toss up seems like i'm always battling between loner or caring too much go figure.  

aquarius w/cancer rising

*edit--how bout yours?  Does it fit you?

Answer 4

Mr. PePp~

I like the part about Capricorns, reminds me of someone. "You'd do absolutely anything to preserve your social status including PDA."

It's funny how my sun is in Virgo but my Rising is in Capricorn. If this is how everyone views me, I'm in trouble!

Answer 5

if you believe in astrology, chinese astro. works more...

Answer 6

thanks for posting this.

Everybody is full of compliments and all..

Yes there is a dark side to every sign. This is called the shadow. The inner fantasies and dreams than one hides very deep down. Some people acknowledge them but some do not because it does not agree with the persona they project and how they think of themselves in general.

Takes time to acknowledge them. The shadow is usually the complete opposite of one's outer personality but very real indeed. It is just what we are not but would aspire/ admire traits in others and would like to have them ...secretly.

But be careful about generalising though. Am sag.  I do keep secrets and am not a gambler. If I fight is when I want to defend myself.

Liz Greene has written more about the shadow btw.

Answer 7

some of it! but not the cold loner part :[ well i hope not

Answer 8

There's the Cancer....hmmmm....I would have to say that about 85% of that is not me at all.  Thank goodness. LOL