Darn, I made an thing with three eggs yesterday, then had scrambled duck eggs with salt & pepper. what to do ?

Question

Hi, sad I am, as today totally bunged up in the toilet department.

I have bunged beer & laxative pills down the neck, but sit here in discomfort.

Any good notions ?

Bob

Answer 1

Eat lots of fruit and drink lots of water to get things 'moving'.  I had no idea eggs did that to some people!

Answer 2

blend at least a pound of frozen blueberries, berries or fruit in the blender, mix with yoghurt for a smoothy or rum for some fun and just wait. repeat as necessary. rum mix easier and more pleasant to get down.. laxatives take at least 12 hours sometime so dont be taken by surprise.. ;)

Answer 3

Being "bunged up" as you so nicely put it for a day or two is hardly the end of the world you know - you'd be far better off letting things take their course before you start on the laxatives!