Dave Pelz and the badger accusations?

Question

The story behind this is that the golf course where Dave spends most of his time was largely occupied by badgers which were quite friendly but then all of a sudden they became verry scared of men with beards a private investigator checked this out and when observing them 9 times out of 10 Dave Pelz was on the scene with his trousers unzipped lurking in the bushes when questioned about it he claimed he had been taking a p**s but he was doing so far too often if he was that reguar he would have to get a bag fitted also when the cops searched his house they found that he had every single Beatrix Potter book going and in his bedroom he had a blown up picture of peter rabbit with a speech bubble coming out of his mouth saying "give it to me baby" written in Pelz's handwriting i find this a little disturbing i read those books as a child,

Answer 1

You can read !!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

I can believe this. He was once accused of molesting a dog, he was barking up the wrong tree. By the way, were they female badgers ?

Answer 3

Why all of this venom and bad feeling towards Pelz? Chill out man or you will need to see a counsellor!

Answer 4

Dude, what the h**l is your problem with Dave Pelz?  You have asked like 10 questions and in every one of them, you tear him down like he molested you instead of those badgers.  Dont you have more important things to worry abour than an irrelevant TV golf personality?  Get over it.  The rest of us golfers on here dont care about you or Dave Pelz, unless we need a quick golf tip.  Then we will watch Dave, as he is very good at what he does.  As for you, find something else to worry about.