David Hasselhoff appointed as Australian cricket team coach
Cricket Australia have decided that they have seen enough of http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Australia-c746 bashing at the hands of the formidable Poms and have swiftly made the decision to appoint David Haselhoff as the head coach of the Australian cricket team. In the wake of a rather successful induction day at SCG, Hasselhoff has said that he will now ensure that Australia begin their journey back to the top once again. For that he said he would require the services of some of the ladies who had starred alongside him in Baywatch.
Faced with the dilemma of talking to Australian fast bowler Mitchell Johnson and trying to make him bowl straight, along with helping Australia pick a new spin bowler for every match and coping with the self induced blondness of Michael http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Clarke-c51120, the troubled outfit of beleaguered Antipodeans have made this rather drastic step to help put an end to the alarming slump.
Hasellhoff or more commonly known as “The Hoff” is an American jack of all trades. He is not only a singer, producer and businessman but also will soon be known as the coach that led Australia to victory against the teams of http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Knight-c71599 Rider and his role as the dandy Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch, Cricket Australia have said that Hasselhoff is the best person for the job.
“This modern day and age is all about reinvention of the game. Reinventing the modern day cricketer. We now have cricketers like Michael Clarke, who are trendy and fashionable and then we have freaks like Mitchell Johnson who try to be trendy by getting a tattoo. Australian cricket is all about coolness. We encourage our players bringing in the latest trends and who would be a better addition to the cricket family of Australia, than David Hasselhoff. He is the modern day style icon. We all love Hassellhoff,” said Hilditch.
He has also starred in the comedy, a cool guy attempting to eat his hamburger and wishing his ugly girlfriend would get the h**l out of his face. The Hoff, as they call him, said he was thrilled at the prospect of being asked to coach the Australian National cricket team. “Playing ball with a bat has been on my bucket list since like forever. Shane Wart helped me practice on my batting when I came in for the fifth test. Andrew Hilditch saw me bat and thought he could really use my help to coach some of the young lads in the Australian side.”
Hasellhoff said he was really excited at the prospect of meeting with the Australian team. He said he met Mitchell Johnson and told him that he too had starred in Baywatch as a lifeguard called Mitch. However, he accepted that Mitch got a little confused and said, “My name is Mitch. I have a tattoo. But I am not a lifeguard. I spearhead the Australian bowling attack.”
“When I told Mitch about my talking car that did wonders to catch his attention, he wanted to know more about the talking car, but unfortunately there’s only so much time I can give to a single player.”
When questioned about his cricketing credentials, David Hasselhoff heavily defended the decision to be chosen as the head coach.
“Do I have relevant experience of playing cricketball? Well, how do you explain all those times I rehearsed for Peter Pan. All those instances where I dressed up like a girl and girls dressed up like boys. So yes, I might not have a lot of experience playing cricket, but I do have as much relevant experience as many of the boys who just joined like Mik Beer and Stevie Nick. I am sure all of us will have fun learning together. When we’re not learning, we would play beach ball.”
(The writer is a sports fanatic who transforms into Mitchell Johnson's ex-girlfriend at night. Something like WG Grace with a nose ring)
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