Days of yore/there insults; Where did they get this stuff??

Question

Have you heard of any of these saying?What are some impossiable thing were said to you?Example:You're not knee high to a duck,you're not as big as a grass hopper was my granny's reply for my getting smart mouthed,Leo to catch meddlers was from asking her where she was going tehn she asked was I a meddler?,How do you batt the h**l out of someone or stomp a mud hole in them??????/What are some of your Crazy/Impossiable sayings??????

Answer 1

hammer you.

do you in quietly.

paste you, id guess meaning grind up into paste

your not to big for a good hiding.

batter you

thats about as crazy as i know..