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De horner man?

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One day , Port of Spain was flooded out due to heavy rainfall.

'South people' got to leave work early.

A young man egarly rushed home to be with his equally youthful wife.

As he pulled up on his driveway, he braved the thunderous rain and darted into his house.

To his dismay, his wife's 'horner-man' ran outside to get away.

The young husband walked up to his wife and 'buss two slap in she a$ $.'

Crying 'bucket-ah-drop' she said,

'Why yuh slap meh for?'

She continued...

'Dat is d man who buy dem shoes on yuh foot.

Dat is d man who doz help me pay d bills. Dat is d man who pay down on d car u drivin.'

Totally enraged the husband replied,

'Dat is exactly why ah friggin slap yuh... yuh go ha v d man runnin in d rain?'

Suppose he cach cold an ded, whawe go do?

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  1. Omg...................I have to say that was the best  !!


  2. Oh gosh. That one ketch meh offguard, oui. lol. Good one!

  3. oldie but goodie :):) thanks for the laugh :)

  4. You had me at buss two slap in she @ss, ha!

    By the way, ah watching you eh mister, two horner man joke for the day, hmm.

  5. haha!!!

    typical trini backchat eh!!

    lol, good one!

  6. I love it! Here is ten points and a star. I didn't see that coming.

  7. Thanks boi ah needed that.  So wha' yuh been?

  8. LMAO. Good one.

    Dat is man.

    Yuh think dat go really happen?

    Post some more jokes pleeeease, yuh real good.

  9. lol

  10. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    GOOD ONE!!!!

  11. LMAO at that one.

  12. ah like dat one... ah still laughin an shakin mih head at the husban
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