Dead Baby Jokes Please?

Question

What are your favorite dead baby jokes?

~i dont want answers telling me i have a sick sense of humor-- i already know that. REAL answers please!~

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Answer 1

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?

Nail its other hand to the floor.



What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

Answer 2

-Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?

Because they're hand made.

-What's brown and gurgles?

A baby in a casserole.

-What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung.

  -How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

-What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

-What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

-What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?

A baby playing in a plastic bag.

-How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them

-What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?

A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

-What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

-How do you spoil a baby?

Leave it out in the sun.

-Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?

It was hit by a truck

Answer 3

Well since you already know....aw what the heck...you have a sick sense of humor!  

Answer 4

Did you hear the one about this little baby called "my broken halo" who walked into a bar and someone killed her?? Insert laugh here.... must be you or anyone you know have never had a miscarriage or a baby die.. And, you know you lost 5 points by asking.

If you're serious, you need to find a darker site, not yahoo answers.

Answer 5

i felt really bad after laughing at this one.

--sighs

here we go

U ready?

OK i warned u

how many babies does it take to paint a wall?

it depends on how hard u throw

Answer 6

Dead babies are NO joking matter!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette.

I don't have a corvette in my garage.  

Answer 8

What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

ROFL OMG I dont know about you but thats funny.

Answer 9

your bun came out of the oven to early...its deflated.

I am totally not for dead baby jokes especially if someone had a miscarriage and you ar emaking fun of them. Umm i guess i hope i helped??

Answer 10

Need attention much?

You're SICK. Period.

EDIT:  You're clueless.  And insensitive.  There is NOTHING funny about (so called) dead baby jokes.  Get some class.

Answer 11

How do you know you got a live one...

The pitchfork shakes

Answer 12

I only know a couple.

I don't particularly enjoy them, but they are almost funny.

What is better than finding a dead baby in a trash can?

Finding a dead baby in seven

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what's the difference between babies and trampolines?

you have to take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.

Gross, but I always imagine it as being like..a dead rapist rather than a dead baby. lol