Dear Abby??

Question

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a cross-dresser.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are also weed dealers in Dallas .

I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of murder.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former escort who lives in Longview . She now is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

Answer 1

Thanks for the chuckle...

Answer 2

excellent :)

Answer 3

This was too funny- thank you

Answer 4

Oh, it was a joke...

Answer 5

Wow,you thought all of that up all by yourself? You now qualify for a job flipping burgers.

Answer 6

roflmao     :)