Dear Americans!! You are lovely people. But..?

Question

can you tell your prime minister, that Bush bloke, to steer clear of Australia this week with the APEC meeting. He is not welcome here. Unless of course he wants to just have a gork around, thats fine.

He has to pay for his own cabs though.

Answer 1

he doesn't really listen to us, and i wouldn't listen to him if he told me not to go somewhere.

Answer 2

I hate Bush too.

Answer 3

Surrender monkeys, the bloke above me says... That is an interesting comment. The cheese eaters might be, but we certainly are not. Do some research before you start comparing us to the French...

Anyhoo, now I have that off my chest, let me say this: The question is a teriffic one, though somewhat moot.

Both our Moron, and the American Moron are going to be wetting their "oops I crapped myself" nappies (Diapers for our US cousins) in some joint full of rocking chairs and geriatrics soon.

Much as I pity Sydney... (Great football team, but let's face it, it's just not Melbourne, is it?)... it is only a few days.

Come next year they will both be a bad memory.

Answer 4

Bush is an Idiot...and I live in the US..  but than again most politicians are in this country these days

Answer 5

He's not a prime minister, he's a dic, er president. Come on man. We have to put up with him for most of the time, so can't you please give us a little break? If you do, I'll buy when you come here.

Answer 6

TROLL ALERT!!!

Answer 7

Hey B dont call us when you need us then! Sound good? Deal!

Answer 8

I couldnt have said it better myself.

I was hoping he would go scuba diving and a shark would eat him but I think they would spit him straight back up.

By the way Brenda Bush needs us more than we need you we are the only ones left backing his war on terror if you dont want us send our troops home we wont complain.

Answer 9

We don't seem to rate with him lately.

Answer 10

dude don't be racist ur setting a bad example of Australia

Answer 11

Too bad you don't want him to visit, but I'm pretty sure it's up to Mr. Howard.

Bu tdo keep a cold one ready at all times anyway.

Cheers.

Answer 12

Americans don't have a Prime Minister, they have a President.

Do some research so you won't look like you just crawled out from under some rock down under or something.

Answer 13

well at least Mrs Bush has the sense to not come ..

I hope Kevin Rudd puts Bush right in his place.. I know Bush has already had a ***** about AU's closeness with China ...

(EDIT: AWWWWW DIDDUMS D.A.S .. is you all upset because we do so much trade with China ?? Get over the communist line too .. HAVE YOU TAKEN A LOOK AT CHINA RECENTLY .. BIG changes taking place . ... slowly but surely they are moving away from the days of Chairman Mao ... people are again permitted to own private property ... China has only been communist since 1949 .. there is a whole cultural existance BEYOND communism and I LIKE Chinese .. so UP YOURS BUD!!)

Bush had BETTER keep his goddamned mouth shut re our up coming election .. then again .. NOTHING he could say could save little Johnny-youtube's beehind...in fact anything he would say would only help boot Johnny out even quicker ( if that's even humanly possible)

Truth of the matter is .. the stupid bloody APEC meeting should have been held in either Canberra or an Island Tourist resort .. s******g Sydney's population around just wasn't right.

and Bush can take a gander Via any national Geographic Doco.. I'd rather he didn't taint our soil with his obscene presence.

Answer 14

Dear Australians:  Our sincerest apologies. I believe that our approval polls illustrate better than could I that we have lost most of our ability to tell President Bush what to do. He's proven himself quite the stubborn one! Many of us *did* try to elect someone else, but sadly, we did not succeed.

You might ask your own PM to rescind any invitations to him, but they seem to be mates, so I'm unsure how much luck you'll have.

All our best. Good luck with APEC.

Answer 15

It is for the Amerasians

Answer 16

He is the President not Prime Minister.

Answer 17

I wish I could tell "that Bush bloke" to steer clear of America, too!  Bush is a horrible person.  I'm glad everyone outside the U.S. hates him...now if everyone inside the U.S. could learn to do the same...

Answer 18

If I could pass the word along, I might consider it. He's kinda hard to get direct contact to, though. Too many layers of security. Here's a thought, why not try emailing him yourself? You have just as much chance of getting through as I do.

Answer 19

Yeah.  I'll tell him.  The Prime Minister is coming over to my place... on the moon.

Answer 20

Hahahha

Suffer to sydney, you think your the counrty's captial you can put up with the mongrel.

APEC is for geriatrics in power.

As for "brenda s" her answer, well we dont really need you, i dont recall the last time we did need you in our history, dont you americans come here telling us that we need you, America is typically full of self mportance and world domination.

Oh and to answer the question........"President" is his title, little does he deserve it though the war mongering freak! He should steer clear exactly as you say. We dont really want him here, only his lover mate Howard wants him, I think Howard has a crush on Bush, Howie wants to get laid by bushy boy........

I think Rudd is going to spoil the party whe he injects some of Australias opinions on the Bush pig....grunt grunt......

Rudd will be straight up and tell the pig the way the majority of us see it. We're out of Iraq...... game over, we are not as blood thursty as you are pig man and your lover boy howie!

Its just c**p let it happen, we will show both of them what we think in November, dont worry abou that!

Howard sucks

Bush sucks

Go Kevin07

Answer 21

Next time your country is in trouble call France

Surrender monkeys sound like more your speed

birds of a feather and all that rot

Answer 22

Sounds to me that the relationship between Australia and the United States (a free nation and "fighting" ally of the Aussies) is taking a back seat to the Australian trade agreement with China (a communist country).  Sounds like greed is clouding the common sense of the labor party, allowing the worship of money to take the lead over sound common business sense and national security.  Don't come crying to the United States when China decides to be the bully that they are known for and use Australia as a doormat to wipe their feet on.  Then 'downunder' will really mean DOWNUNDER!

Answer 23

but our president(not prime minister) bush will come with petrol (from iraq) &your govt. will give the cab free.

Answer 24

your not even a real country and we have to take smack from you?????????? wow we HAVE sunk!!

Answer 25

translate into American english, please ,thanks.

Answer 26

Oh you mean President Bush, well he kinda just dose want he wants , he has good jokes though...But rly you guys need good relationships with the US. You don't want to get you Movies right

Answer 27

Dear intolerant a******s, you are lovely people, but first of all Bush is not the Prime Minister, he is the President. He is retarded and doesn't read and he did a lousy job as a President and all, but that's not the point here.

The point here is that PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO MEET. Who the ***** are you to decide that a bunch of people can't meet just because you don't like them. That's fascism you morons.

Answer 28

Prime minister ? America has a president,which is not the same as prime minister(Presidents have more executive powers.)..Althogh I sympathize with you, I think this is a question for you own political leaders..