Dear English Premier League managers…
Arsene Wenger
This summer, can you spend more than £20 million on a player who is not a French youngster with a name that is not almost impossible to pronounce?
We all know Cesc Fabregas is going to end up at http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Barcelona-c38604 sooner or later, so can you please make sure the transfer is done sooner than later because quite frankly, everyone is sick of hearing about it.
Alex McLeish
Surprise, surprise! You’re in charge of Aston Villa. All I can say is, best of luck and don’t be too sad when you lead Villa to relegation at the end of the season. Of course, you’ll be sacked after Aston Villa find themselves in the Championship, but don’t
be too sad, some poor club will unknowingly appoint you as their manager, and your lack of managerial skill will lead them to their worst ever season.
Andre Villas-Boas
Calling yourself ‘The Sh*t One’ to avoid comparisons to Jose Mourinho was not the smartest thing to do, since that will most likely be your new name if you fail to lead http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Chelsea-c38786 to a trophy or two in the upcoming season.
With most of the top clubs having already made some signings, you should really get a move on if you wish to have any of your targets available.
http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/David-c10409 Moyes
Since taking over http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Everton-c39043 in 2002, you’ve made sure the Toffees have maintained a decent position in the English Premier League. However, that never was and still isn’t good enough for anyone. The fact that your greatest achievement with Everton is a FA
finalist medal, is quite pathetic. I suggest you change things around and try to build a team that is good enough to challenge Manchester United for the title or at least a cup win in the upcoming season.
Kenny Dalglish
Are you trying to make http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Jordan-Henderson-c19102. The ridiculous sums of money you have been splashing around
make you worse than http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Mancini-c23323, and that’s saying something.
Roberto Mancini
You’ve turned Manchester City into quite a circus, with all the useless expensive signings since you took over the club. You have also had your fair share of drama with the likes of http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Captain-c8314 and
http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Kolo-c21278 Toure’s failed drug test, which had happened apparently because the player had been taking his wife’s weight loss pills.
Word of advice, next time you back up your coke-sniffing players, make sure their excuses are plausible.
Sir http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Alex-c4752 Ferguson
Most people, including many Manchester United fans will agree with me when I say this, I think it’s high time you retired. You’ve been hogging the manager’s post for 25 years now, it’s too much.
While we all agree you’ve done a fantastic http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/England-c749.
PS. Just curious, don’t you ever run out of http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Gum-c15370?
http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Tony-c35440 Pulis
Did you actually bid £6 million for http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Daniel-Sturridge-c10076? Yes? Wow. I have nothing else to say.
Harry Redknapp
Let http://www.senore.com/Football-soccer/Luka-Modric-c22857 go. I’m sure what you’re doing with the Croatian midfielder is against the law in some part of the world.
You have more than exploited the fact that he has not yet handed in a transfer request out of respect for the club and supporters.
There have even been rumours that you are holding the player hostage in your basement to keep him from talking to the media.
If he wants to go to Chelsea, let him go.
Moving on to more serious things, use some sun screen next time you’re in the sun. You look like a lobster.
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