Decent get out of work sick excuse...;)?

Question

You lot have any?

I got: bad stomach, food posioning...and thats it.

I need excuses that only allow you to be off for a day...like having the "cold" is not a good one.

Answer 1

24 hr stomach virus...that is totally legite and most employers don't want anyone near the office when someone could be puking or passing that around!

Answer 2

A bloke said today his step dad was involved in hit and run is this fact or fiction.  

Answer 3

Period if your a women, or diarrhea

Answer 4

go to work and earn your wages like the rest of us have to you work shy idiot

Answer 5

you were up at the accident and emergency all night with a realitive  gramndma/mum/dad/sister whoever who had severe pains in the back  and would be unable to sAFELY work as you are so exhausted with the stress of it all, if you drive say you are the only one who could take her/him/them  up to the hospital

Answer 6

The brown bottle flu, aka hangover, that usually only lasts me a day.  Another notable and more acceptable one day ailment is a rash or other horrible reaction to a food or plant allergy.  Do you have kids?  They always have something contagious and very believable.  You could always claimed you baby sat and caught, the "some bug from the kids".  If any of your bosses have kids they'll understand, and probably like you more for being a stand up person and babysitting sick kids.

Answer 7

This is your Boss speaking - if you give me any of the suggested excuses' for another day of skiving and expecting me to pay you for it and your colleagues to do your work, you will be job hunting the week after.

Answer 8

I've got a bone in my leg.

I'm suffering from idleitis.

A wasp stung me in my left t******e.

I'm just plain dishonest.

Answer 9

i use the food poisening alot,car problems,family emrgency....

Answer 10

you've got a doctors appointment you have to attend. They're actually required by law to let you off for that.  

Answer 11

sinus infection

Answer 12

Tell them you died in your sleep.

Answer 13

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Answer 14

Tell them that your wife's mother-in-law died.  

Answer 15

Tell your boss your in mourning as your goldfish has drowned.

Answer 16

Migraine, vomiting all night, diarrhoea

Answer 17

explosive diahrea lol

Answer 18

just say you got a doctor's or hospital appointment

they are legally not allow to ask you anything about it if you choose not to say, cause it's your personal business!

Answer 19

work like a man and stop finding excuses. wat r u gonna understand if u get away from work for a day?stop acting like a kid who finds excuses not to go to school

Answer 20

Phone in with the plumbing went bang over the weekend.

You have to keep up the lie when you get to work.

I would ring in and say a family member needs to be taken to hospital.

And say you will be in the afternoon.

Here is a little bit of wisdom.

Half day sickies are not frowned apon as much because you make the effort to go in.

And more believable.

If you phoned in with bad guts everybody noes it usually lasts about 3 hours.

I would rob them of half a day.

They are not likely to bother putting it on your record for that.

And like i said you made the effort to go to work afterwoods.

Answer 21

Bad Back, almost impossible to diagnose or tell them you have malingering disease, that otta do it.

Answer 22

Nan Died